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Tactical Piss

When one must urinate during combat, a training exercise, airsoft match, or any military-related situation in which a person must be stationary for an extended period of time.
While waiting for the enemy to pass through our ambush area I was lying in the prone position. I had to pee so bad, so I rolled over onto my side and took a tactical piss because I could not leave my position.
by Sean Van Dommelen June 30, 2014
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gym-tastical

A combination of gymnist and fantastical.
Fantastic, crazy sex involving multiple positions and lots of gymnast -type moves that require a wide range of flexibility.
My muscles are sore from a night of gym-tastical sex.
by Linguist_2006 August 17, 2009
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Tacticool

A gun that has been unnecessarily modified to include such things as vertical foregrips, laser systems, flashlight systems, hair triggers, replacing wooden stocks with lightweight black plastic ones... and these expensive modifications are done to a rifle or shotgun to make it "cool."

"Tacticool" is generally used as an insult; when guns like the M4 or MP5 are modified in such ways for real uses like house-to-house combat or counter-terrorist operations, it is not usually used.
Dude 1: Dude, check out my SKS!
Dude 2: That doesn't look like an SKS to me...
Dude 1: Well yeah, I modified it a bit!
Dude 2: What the fuck did you do to it!?
Dude 1: Well I replaced the original wooden stock with a black one and I added a laser sight and also a rail system so I could put a flashlight on it and...
Dude 2: Now why would go and tacticool a perfectly good rifle?
by Ninja guy February 13, 2008
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Fan-Fucking-Tastic

A word used to describe how good something is. One better than "Fantastic".
This cheese is fan-fucking-tastic!
by John Gee May 9, 2008
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tactical nuke

if a player gets a tactical nuke in modern warfare 2, that player and or his/her team will win.
OMFG we got a tactical nuke.
look at those 2 noobs tactical nuke boosting in the corner of the bushes with there tactical insertions.
by noobtoob January 20, 2010
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fan-fuckin-tastic

the superlative of fantastic; To explain your unexplainable good mood; beyond fabulous and fantastic.
Dude I feel fan-fuckin-tastic
by emily-c March 18, 2008
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tactinerd

Chubby, pale geeks who buy military/SWAT look-alike rifles and handguns, to which are attached all kinds of tacticool accessories such as flashlights, laser sights, red-dot sights, and other rail accessories. The tactinerd then dresses up in military-style camo or SWAT-team black clothing, and poses for hours in front of a mirror while dreaming of being like the tough guys he sees on TV cop shows.
Johnny just bought three more tactical flashlights for his SOCOM pistol. He thinks he's tacticool, but he's just a tactinerd.
by I'm with Stupid February 1, 2010
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