The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.
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Any of several strategies used to make ones self fell like one is being health conscious when in fact they are not.
Any of several strategies used to make ones self fell like one is being health conscious when in fact they are not.
Drinking water or iced tea instead of consuming fatty snacks.
Throwing away half your dessert to show you don't need it is also a skinny tactic.
Also, simply assuming you are a certain weight and never actually confirming this is a great skinny tactic.
Throwing away half your dessert to show you don't need it is also a skinny tactic.
Also, simply assuming you are a certain weight and never actually confirming this is a great skinny tactic.
by skinny.tactic. June 30, 2010
Get the Skinny Tactic mug.The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.
"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."
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Persistently avoiding replying to a text message(s) about future plans in the hopes that by not replying one does not take ownership of such responsibilities
"Oh man, Michael hasn't replied yet about our upcoming plans."
"He's probably using The Leyba Tactic in order to get himself out of going."
"He's probably using The Leyba Tactic in order to get himself out of going."
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