3 definitions by Misanthropic Views

Religioning

Verb. Engaging in religious activities with the pure intent of shaming others, achieving prominence, and other forms of self-promotion. Said activities are motivated for personal gain, and do not have any connection to the underlying principles for which the religious activity was based on. Devoid of spirituality. Usually highly annoying for other people to be around.

Kyle: "I saw Tony praying on the street corner and reading his Bible again for everyone to see. Its so annoying because he beats his wife at home."

Garrett: "Ugh. There is he is religioning again."

by Misanthropic Views September 6, 2013

anal tactile awareness

The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.

"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013

Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome

When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.

from: [e-mail]
to: [e-mail]

Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:

Enclosed please find our latest annual report.

With Best Regards,

John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO

Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013