tight like spandex

1.)Off-the-chain, rad, plush, legit, amazing, cool, et cetera.
2.) Really close friends

1.) Dude, look at that sweet ride, its tight like spandex
2.) Me and Katie are tight like spandex

by veronicalovin August 29, 2009

tight rig

A female body that is lean and attractive. Specifically refers to a flat stomach and toned bum and legs. Breasts do not form part of the 'rig', although in some cases they can be seen to enhance it. A lady with a 'tight rig' has a body that can be proudly shown off in a bikini and attracts significant sexual desire from both men, women, boys and girls alike. The opposite of a 'tight rig' is a 'sloppy rig'.

1. Candice Swanepoel has such a tight rig, her body is perfect. She may be the definition of tight rig.

2. Sam: "Shit, Emily Ratajkowski is so god dam hot, she may be the woman of my dreams - dark hair, dark skin and a rocking body"
Matt: "I feel you, she has such a tight rig and her tits are amazing, too."

3. Simon: "There is nothing worse than a pretty girl with a sloppy rig. Do everyone a favour and take a jog to tighten that rig up for the boys and yourself."

4. Chris: "3 is the new 6.5, I love me a good ol' sloppy rig!"

by D-Money Millionaire June 11, 2014

tight arse tuesday

Tuesday nights are half-price night at Australian cinemas. Derived from the slang tight arse.

Let's go to the cinema on tight arse Tuesday.

by Elwyn 5150 April 22, 2007

Tighter than a Nuns cunt

Something that is extremely tight. Usually referring to nuts and bolts on a car.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.

Those bolts are Tighter than a Nuns cunt.

by Paul Loose November 15, 2007

tight end

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).

He was the best tight end I've ever seen.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

thighbruiser

A male hottie with sharp hip bones who leaves little tiny round bruises on a girl's thigh while pounding her sideways.

Jean: "Girrrrrl, I met this guy last nite!"
Pen: "Oh yea? Hows he look?"
Jean: "Oh you know, dark hair, bout 6', a real thighbruiser!"

by Queen Jean September 3, 2005

Thighjack

Thighjacking (Verb/gerund) When a man uses his thighs to stimulate himself inconspicuously in a public place, such as on an airplane.

Thighjacker (Noun) A man who uses his thighs to masturbate hands-free on an airplane; An armless man who maneuvers his inner thighs to stimulate himself sexually.

Thighjaculate (Noun) the product of a thighjacking.

The woman was both aroused and confused when she witnessed the thighjacker thighjacking in the seat next to her during her overnight flight to New York City.

by MrEgitziaDeBelmar August 14, 2010