Sistah Blistah

Black female who has and spreads genital herpes.

Mookie: Yo Gilligan, how was your date with Sistah Blistah?

Gilligan: Sistah who??? . . . . Ow!

by michael michael motorcycle September 7, 2007

SYSTEM UPDATE

A term used to trick players of RuneScape that the game is being updated, when it really isn't, causing spam and confusion.

<Person1> SYSTEM UPDATE
<Person2> really?????
<Person3> YES finally!!
<Person4> omg new skill pl0x
<Person5> i cant see any update

by SYSTEM UPDATE December 30, 2007

spystander

: one present but not taking part in a situation or event with the intent of eavesdropping : a spectator who is really not there by chance.

A spystander stood by the water cooler, hoping to hear the latest gossip.

by skm1 July 28, 2011

Subway System

A made-up system in which children use to steal various items from convenience stores. Used mainly by adolescent teenagers in the South, Subway System requires at least three participants, one who will talk to or distract the shop-owner, a second who will pretend to have an injury of some sort or be a lookout, and the third who steals the goods.

Haley: "Guys, Mr. Chen's Convenience Store's cameras are out!"
Carol:"Do I hear Subway System?!"
Leanne:"Yeah, girls! Let's do it! I could use some Brown Sugar Pop Tarts and Monster!"

by LuLuBee November 8, 2010

Man Positioning System

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.

Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!

by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009

this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 21, 2021

Sega Master System

First worldwide system released by SEGA in the states in 1986, also known as the Mark III in japan. It was graphically superior to the NES, and had way cooler peripherals, such as the fragile but still awesome 3D glasses. Instead of that crappy robot thing that shipped with the nes. But it was a doomed system in the states, due to nintendo's bully style marketing tactics. Though it did enjoy success in New Zeland, and especially Brazil, where they were still making games for it until 1997/8. And even made a girl's version of the SMS.

I be stayin at home wit' my homies, sippin' cris' and playing master system yo.

by Steven J. S. September 17, 2005