Not merely the sexual act where the index and middle fingers are thrust into the vagina while the pinky is jammed into the anus (a.k.a. "two in the bush, one in the tush," "two in the slit, one in the shit," "rockin' and rollin' with one in the colon," etc), but also the hand position used to perform said act (ring finger and thumb touching, all other fingers extended)-- especially when displayed in a context, such as a sporting event or school function, where it has absolutely nothing to do with actual digital penetration of a woman and everything to do with trying to impress one's friends with how unoriginal one is.
The pimple-faced teen, trying desperately to win the approval of his peers, flashed "the shocker" at the exact moment his yearbook photo was taken, despite the fact that he had never even seen a vagina in person, much less stuck his fingers in one, and that if he ever did, HE would be so "shocked" that he'd probably faint.
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Typically a group of girls organized by a male friend & invited to a party or a hangout to mingle with gents.
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a sexual act performed on a female.
how to give her a 'donny shocker'
basically you use pretty much your entire hand, move it towards the vagina as if about to shake hands, then arrange your hands as follows:
"one on the clit, three in the slit and one in the shit" once you have the correct hand posture - move hand back and forth until satisfaction is achieved
a sexual act performed on a female.
how to give her a 'donny shocker'
basically you use pretty much your entire hand, move it towards the vagina as if about to shake hands, then arrange your hands as follows:
"one on the clit, three in the slit and one in the shit" once you have the correct hand posture - move hand back and forth until satisfaction is achieved
by uchiha madara May 28, 2009
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