Spunk Mountain

The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.

It’s funny when my laundry piles up and my mom has to wash my Spunk Mountain.

by 0neHugeWang! March 5, 2019

Spunk Dap

The wearing of a used Wank Sock.

I was in such a rush this morning, I accidentally put on my Wank Sock, and spent the day squelching around the office in a Spunk Dap.

by GrumpyJedi May 30, 2023

Spunk bubble

A Useless store man who spends time under the rig supers desk

Spunk bubble fucked up the flights

by anonymous February 5, 2022

Dom the spunk puppy

an young spunk puppy who's purpose in life is to run around after his superior(s), while they put definitions of him on urban dictionary.com

dom you spunk puppy, after you have finished shinning my shoes go and make me a cup of tea, bitch.

by uncle super schlong June 18, 2003

spunk-a-dunk

A full on, skillful blow job starting from flaccid & continuing all the way up to & including ejaculation without breaking contact between penis & mouth or even temporarily substituting a hand or sex toy.

My boyfriend has been particularly awesome lately, really considerate, thoughtful & loving; so I started tonight's bedroom gymnastics with a spunk-a-dunk.

by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018

Spunk Fucker

The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches

Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!

by blubberbutt321 June 6, 2011

Gunkle Spunk

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey

Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"

by xbot7564 June 30, 2024