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big spoon

The outside (taller) partner in spooning.
Invented by American Indians as a way to bring peace and harmony to the universe. The habit was taken over by their successors and given this name after switching to silver hardware to communicate with higher forces. Spread over Europe after WWII and heavy presence of peace-making troops as part of the Marshall plan. During the 1960s feminists fought their right to be big spoon in heterosexual relations. Nevertheless, at the beginning of the 21st century, more conservative forces brought things back to the previous order, forbidding by law shorter partners to play the role of big spoon. It all started in Germany during the cold winter of 2008 after it was discovered that the heat of big spoon was sufficient to save electricity and gas used for heating, saving the Earth from energy collapse. As a consequence, this reversed the global warming process and saved humankind from its final destruction and complete disappearance.
After the new law was brought in Germany in 2008, Steve had to be big spoon forever.
by Maja Novak January 14, 2008
mugGet the big spoonmug.

gold spoon

To be so spoiled you can get anything in life; To receive anything that you ask for
Sachin is such a gold spoon. He gets anything he asks his parents for.
by LilCrouton May 10, 2020
mugGet the gold spoonmug.

spoon ejaculation

flicking a food that could possibly look like sperm off the end of a bent spoon towards a person or persons.
John - "dude you better not spoon ejaculate those mash potatoes on me."

Ben - "come on dude when's the last time i did that?"

John - "um yesterday! u stained my shirt with your damn spoon ejaculation!"
by bloodrush140 March 18, 2010
mugGet the spoon ejaculationmug.

spoon god

The belief in and reverence for a superhuman controlling power of one who provides the worlds most affectionate cuddling whereby a man lays behind a woman with his arms wrapped securely around the woman eliciting feelings of extreme bliss and security.
by SGW. September 7, 2016
mugGet the spoon godmug.

Spoon Fish

using a spoon to fish out all the best pieces of a mixture
Quit spoon fishin all the cashews out of the mixed nuts!

No spoon fishing all the meat out of that pot of chili.
by W Pennypacker January 7, 2010
mugGet the Spoon Fishmug.

Spoon Rapist

A person who big spoons another person when the other person physically or vocally objects to the said spooning.
Lynne is a spoon rapist.

She spoon raped me.

That man spends most of his time serial spoon raping.
by Fox in sox April 19, 2011
mugGet the Spoon Rapistmug.

rusty spooning

"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"
by The original rusty spoon February 4, 2016
mugGet the rusty spooningmug.

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