poop spoon

a spoon for poop only use for extreme amounts of poop

yo bro can i borrow your poop spoon.

by Poop spoon man February 8, 2019

dirty spoon

When a dirty, coffee stained spoon is left outside of a room to indicate that aggressive penetrative anal sex is being performed inside.

We better not go in there. Ben has left a dirty spoon outside the door.

by Dirty_Spoon June 15, 2016

How to spoon

Dick hard on the butt, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck.. HELL YEA

How to spoon

by Burn the Jews March 10, 2018

peanut butter spoon

I don't know if it's a thing but it sounds like it should be.

oh hey Charely, you got a peanut butter spoon?

by sum-1 September 18, 2020

pee spoon

When a person is so drunk that they wet the bed at night, after having hooked up with another person, thus accidentally peeing on the other person while spooning. The spooning creates a mystery as to who actually was the person who peed, leading to equal parts shame, awkwardness, and confusion.

John: "Dude, did you hear about what happened to Patrick last night?"

Chris: "No, man. What's up?"

John: "He blacked out, took this girl home, and woke up in a total pee spoon."

by U-G February 20, 2011

grave spoon

Slang for a shovel, used for digging up graves. Good for the typical gravedigger looking to mung.

"Hey want to go to the graveyard for some munging? I'll bring the grave spoon and we'll dig a corpse out."

by ZombieParish99 June 14, 2016

tactical spoon

Tactical spooning is the militarised version of the civillian term spoon or spooning;

When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.

Soldier 1: Man it's so cold...my teeth are chattering and my hands are starting to freeze....dude, we have to tactical spoon.

Soldier 2: Okay.

by Cfn. Collins May 9, 2005