Sperm Dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly and makes you nausous just looking at them. No one wants them for anything else but to dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

Or if you have ever watched BangBus it's just like that.

Sperm Dumpster by waKtheSak September 12, 2008

sperm donor

someone who constantly brags or praises somebodii else

"Kobe is way better than Jordan"
"w/e dude ur such a sperm donor, Jordan's the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"

sperm donor by alexander johnson August 29, 2006

sperm swamp

A chick that takes way too much cum

Will: "Hey Tom did you hear about that sperm swamp, you know a lady that takes more than a cum dumpster."

sperm swamp by SpermSwamp November 28, 2014

sperm dog 

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's, either simultaneously or not, rather than a wife and mistress, to practice your skills

sperm dog by Uncle Dimma November 11, 2017

sperm eye 

(n.) when a person has been shot in the eye with sperm, thus causing the eye to puss the day after. The disease never goes away and you will forever be known as the girl(or the guy) with sperm eye!

Hey Sarah, I think I think _____ gave me sperm eye last night...oh shiz.

sperm eye by iammsam September 10, 2009

sperm hurder 

A man that still has his balls. or is capable of creating sperm.

(a sperm hurder can redirect the hurd by masturbating) like a sheep hurder controls his sheep

sperm hurder by Brandonio August 20, 2006

Sperm Taster 

Works for the porn industry tasting male ejaculation.

Mikee is a sperm taster

Sperm Taster by naughtyroxy January 22, 2009