Sock Babies

Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.

I heard Petty Officer Evers making sock babies last night.

by navy_squid June 10, 2008

Sailor's Sock

Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.

John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."

by Lingokiller449 January 20, 2015

ball sock

A sock to cover your balls

Hey man , did you bring your ball sock, it's supposed to be cold today

by Rubber ducky 166 January 2, 2017

Bean Sock

A sock filled with beans... thats it

Person 1: Hey Brian, what are you doing?
Brian: Nothing!
Person 1: Are you eating the bean sock again?
Brian: h948fnh4308sf

by Banana_Bob April 19, 2021

Oreo Socks

When one is wearing both a white sock on one foot and a black sock on the other.

Dude, my laundry wasn't finished before school this morning, so I'm stuck with oreo socks.

by staysludge904 August 29, 2009

Milk Sock

A sock that is your little brother thought had salty milk in it but was really your cum sock. Often a white sock with red stripes.

"That was a good milk sock big bro." "That wasn't milk..."

by Milk sock November 24, 2019

sock poopet

When you take a shit into a sock, then masterbate with said sock.

Couldn't find my pocket pussy, so I made a sock poopet.

by Bulletnhiney April 15, 2021