Scooby Snacks

The small chunks of fecal matter accidentally ingested while eating ass.

Tyler: "Dude, how was your hook-up with Brittany?"
Marc: "It was terrible bro, I was eating her ass and I kept getting Scooby Snacks stuck in my teeth!"

by Dr. Michael Degen May 05, 2016

Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.

Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.

by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017

Snack Dragon

A person that loves to snack and horde food like a dragon hordes treasure

Dude, That guy must be a snack dragon look at all those snacks.

by Luna Moonbeam January 26, 2019

snack stadium

A fat girls twat filled with bean dip and and fritos scoops while she's on her period. Cheese is optional depending on the fat chick's hygiene.

Alec Baldwin and Dan Marino had mad diarrhea after chowing down on a Rosie O'Donnell 's snack stadium while watching the pro bowl.

by Zabbadizzat February 01, 2016

Snack Captain

The person on he road trip in charge of snacks

Ellen is the best snack captain, she packed subs for lunch, almonds, and ice tea.

by JulieDonair July 15, 2022

Snack Jam

Pinning a snack bag against a cabinet's interior to seal the air out. Usually done in a shortage of chip clips.

Roommate 1: Bro, were out of chip clips.

Roommate 2: God damn it Carl just snack jam it.

by loloctopus February 09, 2013

sinister snack

Sardines, mustard, and pickles arranged in a pentacle shape.

Coined by iFunny user Wignasty with added instructions on the preparation.

Have you seen Wignasty's sinister snack?

I vomited because my vril levels aren't high enough to tolerate the dark energy emanating from the meal.

by PulcherGyst May 13, 2022