Slick Rickys

Not your grandpa's skis. Strap a pair of these greased up snow hogs on your feet and you will know deep in your loins what it means to be a renegade demigod flying straight out of hell and down the slopes. "When did I grow a porn stache, and why is there an overwhelming mane of diamond plated mullet streaming off my skull?" you will ask yourself. but then you hear it...that angelic whine that can only be Van Halen's "Running With the Devil" playing on repeat inside your head..emanating from every pore on your body in an awesome wave.

Skier 1: "I wouldn't strap on those Slick Rickys brah "
Skier 2: *straps on Slick Rickys* "Brah it's fine, they're just norma-RUUUNNNIIN WITH THE DEVIIIIIIIIL"

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by arizonacharlie December 22, 2017

slick love

When you love some a lot but it’s too early to tell them
So you slick love into the conversation instead of saying I love you

I can’t stop cheesin because I slick love you

by SweetLeigh January 29, 2018

Slicker than slug slime

Slicker than slug slime

Watch out Bob that floor is slicker than slug slime you'll bust your ass!

by GooserGoose May 13, 2018

Slick Johnson

An unsheathed penis.

“I am out of condoms, I’ll just slick Johnson this chicken”

by SlickJohnsonBro June 23, 2018

Slackson

A slackson is someone who has sex with anyone, anywhere and at anytime.

Tom: You see this girl standing there?!
Bill: Yh, Lissa
Tom: She a slackson.

by B2R August 12, 2018

Slickcording

When you/someone are recording another person/people without them knowing.

Yeah bro , I tried slickcording the guy but I couldn’t get a good angle.

by YerrrrrMan December 10, 2018

Slacks Clam

A vagina. In a P-whipped dude or D-Bag kind of way.

Kenny: Bob "can't" go out tonight. He is being such a Slacks Clam.
Tom: I know. His new girlfriend wont let him leave her sight.

Joe: Look at all those frat boys smoking their Juul's. What a bunch of Slacks Clams!

by WestCoast45 December 20, 2018