skaterbuoy

n. Useless hockey player who essentially acts as a stationary marker or obstruction that the more able athletes must skate around. Often from places like Perth, in Australia.

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Tell the skaterbuoy to amble a foot closer to the net. Avril wants to bank the puck in off his head.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2026

zero_skater77

A very cool guy who is extremely SEXY.

zero_skater77 > SirPimpalot = FAGGOT

zero_skater77 PWNS SirPimalot :D

by your_mom November 7, 2003

desert skater

A person of middle-eastern decent.

That cashier was a desert skater.

by Light Bread August 8, 2007

Gripless Skater

A skateboarder who either doesn't have any grip on their griptape, shoes, wheels, etc.

That gripless skater is sliding all over the place.

by Alien Ant March 16, 2009

master saster

One who is a of master sassification

Ever since Jerome got divorced he has become cynical and has become quite the master saster.

by Squidilicious June 13, 2017

Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.

Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.

by Yellowwater September 20, 2019

Gnarly skater

Usually called Alex but can’t kickfip and calling people but munches. Found at a skatepark watching beavus and but-head

“Yo dude u are a gnarly skater”

by George dwarf September 27, 2019