shanking

This an an act in which a male or female, whilst having a shit in the toilet, then decides to have a wank. This, therefore, bring us to the word shank. A shit and a wank at the same time.

When on holiday with friends, i walked in on my friend having a shit but his cock was in his hands and he was jerking profusely, at which point i said, "aww, man stop shanking, this is our bathroom aswell"

by Rashed, J November 8, 2008

sofia shocking

A girl who goes to BSGE and the only thing shoking about her, is her weight. she needs to go on a diet or sumthin cuz that bitch it chunky. if she sat on me, i'd probably die.

Rachel: Hey do you kno Sofia Shocking?
Jamal: Yea, dat fat ass girl right?
Rachel: Yea she needs to go on a diet.
Jamal: Werd. I'd never tap that.
Rachel: Haha.

by Sexy Chickkk May 1, 2008

Shucking

A slang term used by Emergency Medical Services providers to describe the act of transporting non-emergency patients between different health facilities. The patient being transported is usually old and in need of a ride from a Hospital to a Nursing Home or vice versa. It is the equivilant of giving people taxi-rides in ambulances. The little skills used by the EMS providers, coupled with the fact that the call is not an emergency, makes it a very unsatisfying part of the job.

Shucking is usually done by private for-profit commercial ambulance agencies.

"We were shucking a patient from St. Marys Hospital to Our Lady of Hope Nursing Home."

Q:"How many calls did you do?
A:"A bunch of shucks, and a couple of 911 calls."

by Mike Jewchaski November 16, 2006

potato sacking

A man with large testicles/gonads dipping them into the mouth of a unsuspected individual...

I was at the office and I saw Quincy potato sacking Ericson

by kenny carino April 26, 2006

Double Stacking

The act of defficating in the filling tank of a toilet. The next time someone flushes it. They will get a suprise when the toilet refills itself.

Dude! I caught Jake double stacking my toilet again!

by M. Weazel July 16, 2008

Shaking the can

To give a handjob.

Last night she started shaking the can until it exploded

by Nathaniel77 October 17, 2009

smacking balls

when you are so bored at home that smacking your own balls would be considered fun

Dude1: hey man what r u doing?
Dude2: nothing much bro just smacking balls
Dude1: that bored hey? come out tonight if you want

abbreviation: smackin balls

by Elselvor July 11, 2012