Sheet Stuffer

1. A derogatory term towards horny women.
2. A woman who is sexually aroused but lacks in company
3. A woman who results to stuffing herself with items of clothing to obtain sexual pleasure

"She is such a Sheet Stuffer"
"Someone get this girl some d*** or she will become a sheet stuffer"

by a texas-guitar-king1 May 8, 2017

sheet slicers

When your toenails are so long they could slice your bed sheets.

As we fell asleep my wife gouged my leg with her sheet slicers.

by Sheet Slicers May 27, 2017

Sheet cray

When a girl seems normal and shy at first, but is totally crazy in the sack.

That Lizzie is quiet as hell but she's seriously sheet cray, into DP and everything!

by JJOC August 1, 2017

seeemz

Usually Swedish
Is maybe suicidal.
loves ellas
hates being abused on

Seeemz stop being so suicidal

by Lockstrq January 17, 2018

Sheet Ripper

An especially obnoxious fart. Often attributed to the sound, reminiscent of the sound a sheet of cloth makes when torn

"Steve let out a real sheet ripper last night, I thought he'd shat the bed.

by Smilin Wanderer March 16, 2018

sheet rippers

Sheet rippers can sometimes refer to the description of a lady's pair of high heels. The term implies that the heels are so high (and pointed) that during the throws of passion, her stiletto heels rip and tear the bed sheets.

Sometimes Jane likes to wear her FMBs but she worries about tearing the bed linen. She's got that many sheet rippers, she never knows which shoes to wear.

by Invizibullman May 22, 2018

Sheet Fleet

The crusty sheets smeared with the dead remains of a once thriving little army of soldiers on the side of a mans bed, where he wipes his hands after masturbating and not having a towel nearby.

I was staying at my mans place last night, and totally grabbed his sheet fleet when I went to adjust the sheets.

by Swanee June 15, 2018