Me: god why won’t my targets stop moving for one second
Person talking to everyone in my room for some reason: get back in your seat this is a school
Person talking to everyone in my room for some reason: get back in your seat this is a school
by Picklelord July 3, 2019
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Teacher: Time for school!
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.
Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I will call your mom!!
2nd grader: Thank god!
Teacher: You were faking?!
2nd grader: Yes but my hand still hurts...
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.
Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I will call your mom!!
2nd grader: Thank god!
Teacher: You were faking?!
2nd grader: Yes but my hand still hurts...
by SchoolSuxBalls June 4, 2018
Get the School mug.A frickin waste of your time. You go there to do useless crap that ends up being forgotten every 5 seconds and they expect you to remember it all during a test, which is the most annoying shit ever.
by DeepFriedBacon September 2, 2020
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Guy: "I would rather the 1000 years in a pit of fire thank you."
Guy: "I would rather the 1000 years in a pit of fire thank you."
by TheCreeperMan March 21, 2020
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Get the School mug.The place you go to learn useless skills like trigonometry. Not where you go to learn how to actually live life outside your little shell.
by derpykangaroo00 March 8, 2017
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