Salad sisters 

Two women, who are acquainted with one another, have had an encounter with the same grease monster who has brushed his tongue agressively on both of their leather cheerios in the past. I.e. Tossing salad sisters, Booty hole besties

Tammy-"so this guy rick licked my b hole last night"
Lyndsay-"wait dirty rick?? He licked my butthole too!"
Tammy-"are we salad sisters??!"
Lyndsay-"yes"

Salad sisters by DirtyMikeandtheExperience May 11, 2018

Salad Guy

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.

A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.

You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"

Salad Guy by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018

Salad thrower 

Someone who tosses a salad at a higher velocity or with more force.

He put his all into it when he threw that salad. He’s a good salad thrower.

Salad thrower by Shoffm89 August 5, 2018

Salad wikusia 

the only thing that a polish person would eat would be romaine and collardgreens. They are very natural and made with real food coloring.

Yo! You heard of that Salad wikusia?

Yeah, it smells!

Salad wikusia by poop docter January 15, 2019

salad shorts 

When you use lettuce for shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”

salad shorts by AkumasAss March 4, 2019

Salad Puncher 

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.

Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.

Salad Puncher by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019

Salad bites back 

When the salad gets spicy

Run, the salad got spicy and it’s disembowelling everyone, I guess this means the salad bites back

Salad bites back by Wet eggs May 13, 2019