Smurfed

smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.

Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!

by mike October 14, 2003

smurf it

fuck it!

I don't wanna work today, smurf it!

by mufin man August 15, 2009

Smurfitis

(Also known as blue ball syndrome)... An over swelling of the testicals as a direct response to lack of use/sexual intercourse.

Going more than 7 days with no head, blows, shines, BJs, handjobs, handshandy, monkeyspank, sex, jammin, barebackin or gettin some can lead to a serious case of smurfitis or blueball syndrome

by Evilgizmo666 February 20, 2010

Smurfette

A woman who goes down far enough, long enough that her face turns blue.

Becky in known for using her smurfette expertise in order to make men cum.

by DV Jake July 8, 2019

Urban Smurf

A Little Chav (Normal a Girl)

Boy: You a Urban Smurf
Girl: If you say it again ill SHank you
Boy: You can't even reach my ankles
Girl: GGGGGGGRrrrrr , Ill bitch Slap you in a min boio

by Checken April 15, 2008

smurfy

The feeling of being extremely horny; can also be used to call someone a slut. There is a town full of guys and only one Smurfette... you do the math. Either Smurfette gets around, or everyone is really frustrated.

I'm really smurfy right now, my girlfriend has been gone for a week. Man, Rachel's really smurfy... she's slept with every guy here.

by Stephanie Hohn January 13, 2008

pappa smurf

a little blue person with wisdom and facial hair

i pappa smurf that spelling test.

by ukfanalways November 22, 2004