mr.sealy

God.

Worship Mr. Sealy

Mr.sealy is a god

by Hebronband November 8, 2020

Seventh Seal

The combination of a bondage mask and a butt plug

Master: “Shut up gimp it’s time for the Seventh Seal”
Gimp: playing STFC “yes Master Huntn”

by JudgeZilla September 13, 2021

Sappy Seal

A typical sex move in the northern hemisphere involves a gallon of vodka, a giant balloon (preferably 13-26m in diameter), three "Charlie's cheese-stuffed chimichangas," family-size, and a Bluetooth headset with an extendable mic.

You should have seen the look on Cindy's face when I finished with the sappy seal!

by Walterworld April 4, 2022

The Sealand Civil War

The largest war in human history, taking place in the country of Sealand.
Over 100 million died.

Man: I got drafted
Woman: Why!?
Man: To fight in the Sealand Civil War and protect my country!

by ThyOfThee September 2, 2023

The Seven Seals

Based of NASB

Wrote In Palindrome's
Like Yahweh(double edge sword)
Forward and reverse audio

Li serve the first seal
Li seal with the white seal
Li's sell marken the conquest seal
Li stay with the second seal
Li snake the sun the red seal
Li's the one the war seal
Li stirr with the third seal
Li scale with the black seal
Li name my foot the famine seal
Li stove with the fourth seal
Li slay with the pale seal
Li's thank god the death seal
Li's faith with the Fifth seal
Li's sir trumpet, The Martyrs seal
Li's step martian, The trumpets seal
Li's Sket sin The Sixth Seal
Li's, Sir ray taught, The Terror Seal
Li Sleh'ath, The Hell Seal
Li's never sin, The seventh seal
Li scare god, The Great Seal
Li saw gun, The God seal

The Seven Seals So who changed sun wu's name

by MineOwedWu's August 14, 2021

Seal

Seal (Adjective): A person who fails so badly at day to day conversation that speaking to them is like listening to a seal fall down some stairs.

Sealing (Verb): A person who repeatedly behaves in a manner towards member's of the opposite sex in a manner that could be deemed pathetic or desperate and/or someone who lies to make themselves look good but fails miserably.

Seal (Adjective): "Omg look at that seal in it's fire trap top.
Seal (Verb): "for god sake, Michael Davies is over there sealing again!"

by Michael Davies the III October 19, 2012

Slurry Seal

You first start by engaging in anal sex from behind. When you are about to cum, pull out, wipe the shit off your dick, and cum in your hand. Next, move your cummed hand in front of your partner's face. Take only one solid swipe accross the entire face of your partner. Finally, disengage in all sexual activity.

I say to my best friend Kevin, "Bro, I gave this dirty whore the worst slurry seal last night!!!"

by aces17 September 5, 2008