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Farted in the bed sheets

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)
Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.
by Fallen_hero_06 August 14, 2008
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Ol' Frisky Skeet

Noun.

Sexual Move, as in intercourse. You would either receive or give the Ol Frisky Skeet. If you are a male, you take your mates leg, place it on your shoulder. Then place a sombrero hat on your head. You then place your mates other leg behind you and slide their big toe into your rectum. Once completed, you hop on one leg and high five. Once orgasm is reached, you remove the toe from your rectum, and if any feces is on the toe you remove it with your fingers (if no feces is present you place fingers within your own anus) and smear the feces on the wall.
"We were on our date when all of a sudden, Rick turned around and gave me the ol' frisky skeet!"

"If theres one thing Rick likes, its doing the ol' frisky skeet."

"We were walking on the street when all of a sudden BAM next thing I know is we are doing the ol' frisky skeet right there in front of everyone!"
by Ricksuckstraint May 5, 2010
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playing pokemon under the sheets

to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females
i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.
by AshitaTheWeeb November 25, 2017
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Blowin' The Sheets

1. When your dryer breaks and you have to finish drying your sheets with a blow dryer.

2. When yo gurl given you da brain and she don't want dat extra knowledge shootin da back of her throat, so she wraps yo knob wit da sheets as if it were some type o' condom, birth control shit.
1. Kyle's sheets were wet, so he put them in the dryer to dry. The dryer had some sort of malfunction, so Kyle just blew 'em dry with his mom's blow dryer.

2. Earnest: Yo my nigga ralph, my bitch was given me dat brain in da library yestaday and she took 'dese sheets out her jansport backpack and went to town on my dick!

Ralph: OH SHIT! I heard bout dat blowin' the sheets move, heard dats illegal in 30 countries.

Earnest: Ya nigga shit's a straight felony
by ShlomoBeyer December 22, 2010
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skeet puddle

This typically happens during the process of skeeting. It is when you pull out and shoot your entire load into the biotche's eye socket.
"Hold still bitch"
"Fucker, now I have to clean up this skeet puddle"
by ezal June 11, 2006
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skeet bear

awkward mammal that cannot control itself
hey whats that? uhhhh what the hell am i in... that damn skeet bear
by awkwardneedstobeknown June 1, 2009
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starched sheets

the aftermath following nasty sex in bed.

usually associated with cum stains and snail trails
That girl I met last night is a freak! I woke up this morning with starched sheets!
by Kodine419 August 25, 2010
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