shixting

sending someone a picture of shit via cell phone. See 'sexting'. For some people, the terms are interchangeable (yuck!)

Come on, baby, no one's ever gotten suspended for shixting!

by Mitch Kumsteen January 6, 2010

Taylor Swifting

1. While having a picture taken, the subject strikes a pose resembling an old dog who is wiping its butthole by means of dragging itself across the floor by the front paws.

"Dude I totally Taylor Swifted at that party last night."

"Meet me at 5pm at the bar, I will be Taylor Swifting the dance floor."

by Captain Encyclopaedia August 17, 2012

shitting a brick

Pooping in large quantities.

I was shitting a brick and clogged the toilet.

by cronuscronus September 14, 2006

Shitting diamonds

A phenomenon which occurs after bareback anal intercourse where after ejaculation into the anal canal, droplets of semen fall from the anal sphincter in globule form.

"After three straight hours of doggie style, she was shitting diamonds all over my 800-thread count sheets."

by Auntie Bifuggenotix December 20, 2009

Swifting

When someone tatally disses and embarrasses their ex. (Just like Taylor Swift)

She is totally swifting him!

OMG!!!!!! He is swifting her SO hard!!!!!!!

Oh!!!!!! He just got swifted!!

OMG!!! She is swifting him ALL OVER Instagram!!!

by Iceskates126 September 13, 2016

face-shitting

def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.

A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.

alternative forms: face-shat

His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.

God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!

If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!

by ShitRipper December 4, 2010

shiftingwithalex1111

me cuz im legendary

'have you seen shiftingwithalex1111'
'yeh hes legendary'

by shiftingwithalex1111 February 11, 2022