Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
Get the Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Releasemug. When one arm out of two is proportionately muscular to other.
Figuratively, addressed to the freaks at work performing futile functions such as carrying orders to inferiors; shredding paper, drawing salaries et cetera.
Figuratively, addressed to the freaks at work performing futile functions such as carrying orders to inferiors; shredding paper, drawing salaries et cetera.
by Bunjy jumpers May 3, 2018
Get the senior armmug. The potentially life threatening disease that most commonly affects graduating high school seniors. It affects 99.9% of the population of high school seniors. It is most common in the second half of the year, especially after receiving college acceptances, thus provoking the common predicament among all seniors: “what am I even still doing here??”
Common symptoms:
- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)
- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.
- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”
- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)
- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.
Cure:
- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!
Common symptoms:
- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)
- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.
- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”
- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)
- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.
Cure:
- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!
Teacher: “where’s Stacy? This is her fourth absence this week!”
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”
Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”
Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*
by ZestyPotatoeChip August 31, 2020
Get the Senioritismug. An lazy man who doesn't have a job. Sleeps all day long and doesn't take showers. A senior will often find a good way to pass the time by having sex with men.
by Anonymous 6800 August 2, 2021
Get the Seniormug. A euphemism for the gold pins that oncologists place around lesions for radiation treatments for prostate cancer
by OtpDavid February 12, 2023
Get the Senior grillemug. A senior girl in high school who dates younger students, or is even into them or even flirts with them.
Jamal: Hey Bryan you see that senior girl Brianna over there
Bryan: Yeah bro what about her
Jamal: Well shes a cougar senior, yesterday I saw her making out with Aiden, a freshman kid, in the hallway after school.
Bryan: Dammmmmmmn, shes definitely a cougar senior.
Bryan: Yeah bro what about her
Jamal: Well shes a cougar senior, yesterday I saw her making out with Aiden, a freshman kid, in the hallway after school.
Bryan: Dammmmmmmn, shes definitely a cougar senior.
by Lil Taiga Husky May 26, 2023
Get the Cougar Seniormug. by Abby Q. March 13, 2025
Get the Super Seniormug.