rollertard

A retard on rollerskates. Or, less specifically, someone who is mistakenly confident in their own intellectual capacity.

I'd rather eat glass than vote for that rollertard.

by Jodizzle October 6, 2005

Roller

A cold one for the road.

Lets grab a roller and head out.

by Hamstared January 26, 2014

hog roller

One who likes to have sex with fat chicks in the mud. A true hog roller is sure to roll the fat chick over on a fours to get them from behind, then rolls them over on to their back to make sure they are muddy and sloppy all over.

I saw Keith banging this fat whore down by the river last night. He was getting her from behind, he's a true hog roller that boy!

by PigPlooker2010 April 21, 2010

Dirty RODERICK

Stud

Dirty RODERICK Love all the ladies

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Riding the Roller Coaster

When one alternates between lines of cocaine and smoking marijuana continuously, one is said to be "riding the roller coaster".

Jim: Has the Baweej been smoking weed and doing lines of coke all night?
Marty: Yeah, he's been riding the roller coaster.

by Jegster July 14, 2010

roller

In handball/racquetball: A ball that strikes the wall so low that instead of rebounding off and bouncing on the floor, it simply hits the wall and rolls on the ground. This type of shot is unreturnable. Also known as a kill-shot.

I hit 5 rollers the other day at the rec center

by John Q September 28, 2005

Foam Roller

An instrument used to relieve pain on legs from anal sex

Also for homosexual pleasure

Lauren needed a foam roller after a night with Alex Ford

by Doug Lyons December 9, 2004