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don't be such an a-rod

don't be such an asshole.

a-rod = alex rodriguez... known for being an asssssholeee.
can you pass me the remote? - jim
NO, I WAS HERE FIRST. IT'S MINE. - douche
don't be such an a-rod - jim
by maddayyy October 23, 2009
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Cod Rod

Ones Cock Smells Of Fish After Sex With A Women Who Hasen't Washed In A While.
My God I Shagged A Bird And Now Ive Got A Cod Rod.
by Neilypoo May 28, 2008
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Steel Rod

Basically a cylindrical piece of steel. Steel Rod's have many wonderful uses. Can be used as simple set prop, whereby you place it leaning against a wall, or can be used more appropriately as a form of beaver crowd control, whereby constant hard hits to the head of a pananian marsh beaver (beaverus ignoramus) will result in the suppression of all unwanted acts by the creature. Excess striking will result in brain damage or possible death.
"Hey, place that steel rod against that wall, we need to make this set look authentic!"

"A beaver was in my garden last night, so i used a steel rod on its head. Now its dead."
by D.E March 19, 2004
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v-rod

The penis of a tranvestite male that does not do a very good job at posing as a woman.
Damn that girl got a huge v-rod.
by rawr master October 29, 2003
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ass rod

Ass rod; n. -A curse that happens if you work in Wendy's for too long. In theory, the ass-rod starts off rubbery, growing slowly in your intestine, feeding off of discount Wendy's grease/food. As time goes on, the rod becomes longer, straighter, more rigid, until it starts poking out your asshole. Men are more likely to develop Ass Rod than Women. Ass Rod can take years to grow from pupa to rod.

Anyone suffering from Ass Rod is in a lot of pain, and will therefore be a real fucking twat towards you.

** From what I hear, it's very uncomfortable. **
'Is it true Domenic has a severe case of Ass Rod?' 'No, he's just a bitch.'
by F. Johnston August 10, 2007
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rat rod

1. a hot rod that has been pieced together by junkyard parts.

2. a sort of "sleeper" car in which the looks of the car are actually downgraded to give the car an old beat up look, when it is in fact a fast car.
1. that rad rod was a total rust bucket and looked like shit

2. jimmy tried to race a crappy old civic last night and got smoked, it musta been a rat rod.
by wickednuclei August 10, 2006
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Pasty Pussy Rod

Another way to name or call a white mans penis
Suck my pasty pussy rod you beezy!
by B-Clit149 March 22, 2010
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