Pointy rocket penis 

A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.

He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.

Pointy rocket penis by Lady Rock 'n Roll January 1, 2017

couldn't be rocket science 

Anything Dubya can do.

Condi: Well, how hard could it be fly a jet?

LewisScooter: It couldn't be rocket science.

Condi: I could kiss you right now.

LewisScooter: (Crestfallen) But you won't.

couldn't be rocket science by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008

Fallen Angel Rocker 

A person who has been jaded by life but has not let it destroy their inner beauty or their compassion. They still believe in mankind and will go above and beyond for friends and family. However, romantic love still eludes them as they have created walls in their heart that are difficult to breach. They are known to express threw their music.

Aki has been known to portary themself as an Fallen Angel Rocker.

Fallen Angel Rocker by FallenangelRocker91 January 7, 2010

Racket The Raccoon 

Racket the Raccoon,a fictional character of the Racket the Raccoon Video Game series. The first Racket video game is scheduled to be released this summer on Yoyogames.com, and the 2nd installation
by November. The 1st game's plot is about the series' antagonist, steals the GrandDaddy of all Gems. Knowing this, Racket then seeks out on a long journey to get the gem back.

Racket the Raccoon,Racket

Racket The Raccoon by Racket The Coon July 4, 2011

Meat Rocket 

noun/: a penis of large proportions

he woke me up by slapping me in the face with his meat rocket and told me to get the fuck out.

Meat Rocket by ballzdeep April 11, 2005

Red Rocket 

Lil dog dick.

Doug Repass's Lil dick looks like a red rocket

Red Rocket by Ms.Sasquatch October 16, 2015

Rocker Toke 

A Rocker Toke is a bong toke that is half Marijuana and half Tobacco (tobacco underneath).
A Spicer toke is pure tobacco, A cheeser toke is tobacco with Hash, and a pure marijuana is usually just called a Bong toke.

Hey dude wanna hit a Rocker Toke ?

Rocker Toke by Head Rush66 February 22, 2011