Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

really rely on a rally

What you definitely ought to do if you actually wanna be truly heard.

In numbers there is strength, so you should really rely on a rally of like-minded people to get your viewpoint across.

by QuacksO April 21, 2025

yudhish reddy

The tall guy who stood shining in the crowd, the only guy girls are behind. So hot, so goofy, so genuine,
Holy shit, its like love at first sight. Focused on their dreams, very hot, wears glasses, looks like a dream but never came true

yudhish reddy is so hot omg

isnt that yudhish reddy?

by doorr7 May 18, 2025

I RELY ON GOD!

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Hym "Is that ACTUALLY what he said? 'I RELY ON GOD!'? Because IF NOT... You had 8 years to stop that Megyn. Who are you protecting by doing this Meg? Who are they dying for? Not for your kids. It isn't protecting your kids. You're not doing it FOR your kids. At this point they are dying to get m eto KILL your kids. Really. What is the point of this? TO PRESERVE YOUR OWN SOLIPSISM! So you can walk past the homeless guy as though he wasn't even there. It doesn't matter that they died to you because once they are I the ground the are out of sight and out of mind. It doesn't matter to you if I stab someone's kid because as soon as I do, you can unleash your sadistic fantasies and then act like nothing happened. All you are trying to do is maintain the zoo animal/patron dynamic we have going on here and it is better for everyone if you stop."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

'A Jayne's reply'

A Jayne's reply

A 'comeback' or retort that is so predictable that the intended recipient is able to preemptively create a facebook group that... um... predicts it.

Can also be used to describe the language 'skills' of facebookers who say things like: ROFL or EPIC FAIL or who use the keyboard to create twee little graphics that depict ladders replete with accompanying cliches.

For instance, a 'Jayne' might actually bother to type a ladder graphic in the absence of something worth saying. Follows it with "Something for the climb down. Careful now."

You say: "Bit of a 'A Jayne's reply'"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 November 3, 2009

post my reply

to tell/text someone (preferable on youtube or in a conversation) that you alredy know my answer so, yea "post my reply"

some guy: dude haily and jeff are at the lovers arcade together, there dateing? averege joe: dude "post my reply" seriously. -_-

by Darkworrior assassin October 30, 2010

Twelve O'Clock Redeye

Putting salt in the nose, taking a drink, and putting lime juice in the eye.

A dare to conduct a twelve o'clock redeye

by slang_1 December 28, 2014