Donkey Punch (drink)

In a Highball glass mix:
1/3 Vodka
1/3 Minute Maid Lemonade concentrate
1/3 7-up
a splash of Grenadine

note: Minute Maid concentrate is not prepared it must be used used in its frozen, syrupy, concentrated form.

stir up and enjoy!

watch out for the hang over..

Colin: I say good fellow that Donkey Punch beverage was fuckin' Ill.
Scott: cheers good mate! Disregard wenches and acquire currency.
Will: dude.. mine tastes like a creamsicle..

Donkey Punch (drink)

by Sp33dKills February 14, 2012

car puncher

Somebody who habitually starts unnecessary and intense Facebook arguments with random strangers.

May also punch cars.

"Don't be a car puncher, Nicole. Just walk away from the thread your uncle started about anti-vaxxers."

by elliko May 20, 2021

ninja butt-punch

An unexpected, very rapid punch to the buttocks - typically for retribution - most often achieved while walking up a staircase. "Ninja butt-punch" is quickly, quietly spoken by the attacker as he makes his move, with "BUTT" heavily accented as the fist makes contact.

"ninja BUTT-punch" -- "Ahh!! You faggot!!!"

by alftoid January 4, 2010

Chilli Face Noodle Punch

Basically you cover your face in chilli while punching a box of noodles.

An amazing creation by YouTube Blogger Jenna Marbles.

"Things to do instead of cleaning my room: snort chocolate, chilli face noodle punch, throw up from snorting chocolate" etc.

by a7n7a March 3, 2012

IP Man Punches

A series of 10 or more straight punches to the body in quick succession with alternating hands.

1. Look at how fast that guy's IP Man punches are.

by Donnieyen July 8, 2012

punch the clown

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

by Chris May 13, 2005

punchcard

A promiscuous person who has many sexual partners. Refers to a pass (most commonly used on commuter trains, subways and amusement parks) with ovals printed on it that indicate the number of times it can be used before a new ticket needs to be bought. Every time it is used, the ticket taker uses a paper punch to cut a hole in the ticket. Indicates that the person is like the paper ticket: cheap, good for a ride, used in all holes, considered disposable by the user, and discarded after it's all used up and worthless.

1) "Lyle is here? That punchcard better stay away from my boyfriend!"
2) Everyone at the party slept with Joan, giving her the unenviable reputation of being a punchcard.

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003