Pokemon

Pokemon are fun loving creatures that fight. They have elements and cool moves. They are really cute and just awesome

POKEMON ARE DE BEST

by Mangeldash May 20, 2018

Pokemon

A disease that started in Tokyo. It first infected Gameboys in Japan in 1995. Then in 1998 the disease infected Gameboys in America. Soon channel WB11 was infected too, and now Cartoon Network. The ever-so-popular "Gameboy Advance" systems got infected in 2002, and still is. In 1999 the disease started spreading via cardboard aka "Pokemon Trading Card Game". "Nintendo 64" and "Nintendo Gamecube" are infected too. The disease is also spreading via plastic and metal in the toy isles at Wal-Mart, K-mart, toys-r-us, and every other toy store. It is now July 2004, almost 10 years after the start of this addicting, argument instigating disease and it is still out there, but not as bad as its most powerful years(1999-2001).

Bill: Oh dude have you heard of the game series called Pokemon? its so cool!
Tom: Wait Bil-
Bill: *fucking dies*

by Someonenamedkyle June 18, 2018

Pokemon

A series that you stop liking when you turn 11 but can't deny how great the music is.

Person 1: Hey bro, did you hear about that new Pokemon game coming out soon?
Person 2: Pokemon... That's a name I haven't heard of in years...

by Infinity0706 December 22, 2018

Pokemon

A franchise that has survived completely off of its tv show, because the game gets boring after you realize you've been playing the same game for 20 years.

A: Remember Pokemon cards?
B: Nope

by The Avalanchilator November 6, 2019

Pokemon Sweat

A noob who plays Pokemon but uses nothing but legendaries during PVP battles. You can easily spot one of these noobs because they're the only amateurs who use legendaries during PVP battles. They also tend to use hacked shiny legendaries at an attempt to look "cool" or "badass" during battles.

Dude: "Time to relax and get a few matches in". "Let's see what sort of battle we can find". "Oh cool I found a match, I can't to see what type of Pokemon team this player has".

Noob: *Sends out shiny Reshiram

Dude: "Damn it, another Pokemon sweat with their hacked trash". "I'm not even going to waste my time with this noob". *leaves match

by FlyingWeasel August 28, 2020

Pokemon Red

The original Pokemon game, created for the Nintendo Game Boy. It was released with Pokemon Blue, which is basically the same game.

"I got Pokemon Red on my Game Boy emulator!"

by Turnip Guy30 October 7, 2020

Pokemon go

A demon witch has taken shape as a app spreading a copy of itself to every phone that downloads it

Yo pokemon go broke my phone battery

by not a gamer April 5, 2021