perfect pitch

Perfect pitch is when someone throws an accordian and it hits a bagpipe.

Lawrence heaved his accordian and it hit Scotty's bagpipes to the great relief of all who can hear.

by duels May 13, 2005

pitchfraud

An insult for someone who is a fradulent bitch.

Margie is such a pitchfraud.

by Peachcakeisawesome August 17, 2006

Pitch Bitch

- A musically-inclined female with perfect pitch, who throws diva-esque tantrums when her less gifted bandmates play something out of key. Said female may also be prone to violence against said bandmates during this tantrum.

"Did you hear about Leah, the singer in that band? She was singing and halfway through her set, her guitarist played a chord that was off-key - she stopped singing and stabbed him with a kitchen knife! What a Pitch Bitch!"

by straycat January 13, 2014

Pitchforking

The male equivalent of scisoring. When two men interlock legs and connect at the groin area.

My sister's boyfriend did a tandem zipline ride and it looked like he was pitchforking with the tour guide.

by DirtyMind303 January 7, 2015

Kill The Pitcher (KTP)

Kill The Pitcher (also known as KTP), is a drinking game that combines brotherhood, drinking, and chanting. KTP was started in Wellington, Florida by The Hools also known as the Wellington High School Class of 2009 and 2010, not 2011. To begin KTP you need to gather a few things. First, you need a pitcher, a larger pitcher is better because it can hold more beer. Next, you need friends, men only. Finally, and most importantly, beer. Pour the beer into the pitcher, either from a keg or combine all the beer from everyone's cups, cans, or bottles. Next gather your friends in a circle making sure there is enough room for everyone except the women. After the circle is formed, the first person begins drinking straight from the pitcher while everyone else begins to start yelling chants to get everyone pumped up. You can create original chats or look some up from the internet. Once the first person has drank all they can, they pass it to the next person (either to the left or to the right) and continue to do this until the pitcher is killed. This is not meant to be a competitive game, more of a brotherhood game with close friends.
Chants
Some famous chants that are associated with KTP are: "Kill The Pitcher" "Go to the Pub" "Fuck Off, Brevard FC" "Wayne Rooney" "Fernando Torres" "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" "I'm West Ham Till I Die" and "So Here's Too (enter name)"

"Hey man, you wanna get fucked up?"
"Yea!"
"OK lets get the Hools, and play Kill The Pitcher (KTP)"
Chant- "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles:"
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
They fly so high,
Nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams,
They fade and die.
Fortune's always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.

by Kimbo Slice 01 September 26, 2010

pitch-black-crow

a deviantart member which is normally a cute furry OC artist,turns into some of the worst pokepervs who ruined all 493+pokemon with breasts & vagina. their OC,"blacky" recorded 54 points in a mary sue test. they are a mary-sue themselves,since they are flawless in DA and have 600+watchers & friends.they are also known to be very kind,BUT they cant hide.

oh no that user is a "pitch-black-crow"ONE of the worst pokepervs!!!!!!!!

by MR-EX777 December 27, 2010

slow pitch

When a ping pong ball is gently forced (shot) out of a vagina worthy of the task. Usually performed while laying on her back, if peformed while standing it is just gross.

During a game of beer pong in the garage, some ass stepped on the last ball in use. Then, to our dismay, Stephanie slow pitched us our replacement. Thanks Steph!

by theryno June 5, 2007