President elect of the United States 2008-2016. A man who gets no credit for anything that goes right in America and gets the blame for every conceivable thing that goes wrong. Everything from the Benghazi attack, to the drunken neighbor rummaging through your garbage, to the hooker who gave you crabs, it's all Obama's fault, at least according to partisan hacks on the far-right.
Those of us not living in a vacuous bubble can see through the corporate media smokescreen and recognize his many accomplishments. Of course his presidency has been far from perfect, but it is not the complete disaster the right-wing noise machine wants you to believe, either.
Those of us not living in a vacuous bubble can see through the corporate media smokescreen and recognize his many accomplishments. Of course his presidency has been far from perfect, but it is not the complete disaster the right-wing noise machine wants you to believe, either.
Early 2009: The Dow Jones Industrial Average reaches an all time low of 6,500 points
Tea party: That kenyan muslim socialist is ruining the economy!
May 2, 2011: After nearly 10 years on the run, Osama Bin Laden is finally captured and killed
Tea party: ...
September 11, 2012: The American consulate at Benghazi, Libya is attacked
Tea party: OBAMA'S FAULT!! IMPEACH!!!!!
October 29, 2012: Hurricane Sandy devastates the east coast of the U.S.
Tea party: OBAMA CREATED THE STORM WITH HAARP TO WIN THE ELECTION!!!
November 2013: The Dow Jones Industrial Average reaches an all time high of 16,000 points on the anniversary of President Obama's reelection
Tea party: ...
Tea party: That kenyan muslim socialist is ruining the economy!
May 2, 2011: After nearly 10 years on the run, Osama Bin Laden is finally captured and killed
Tea party: ...
September 11, 2012: The American consulate at Benghazi, Libya is attacked
Tea party: OBAMA'S FAULT!! IMPEACH!!!!!
October 29, 2012: Hurricane Sandy devastates the east coast of the U.S.
Tea party: OBAMA CREATED THE STORM WITH HAARP TO WIN THE ELECTION!!!
November 2013: The Dow Jones Industrial Average reaches an all time high of 16,000 points on the anniversary of President Obama's reelection
Tea party: ...
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Reaction of something that is unbelievable.
Usually used as a more politically correct substitute of n***a please.
Usually used as a more politically correct substitute of n***a please.
"Yo dawg, i had success with this fine ass asian dime last night. She was real receptive with my game that I spat."
"President please"
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2. Refers to someone having sexual relations with someone as fat as Santa Claus.
2. Refers to someone having sexual relations with someone as fat as Santa Claus.
Honey I'm waiting for your real Christmas Present now blow job(Christmas Present)is performed.
2. Pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of Christmas Present
2. Pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of Christmas Present
by Zix Esposito December 9, 2008
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2.An excuse to receive a sexual favor when Christmas is on coming from the opposite gender.
3. the lingering stench after shitting out the contents of Christmas Dinner.
4. Cheap and frivolous gifts received on Christmas, usually bought a month before on Thanksgiving Weekend , and are usually lowly priced and bought because it was so cheap I couldn't pass by a bargain like that".
2.An excuse to receive a sexual favor when Christmas is on coming from the opposite gender.
3. the lingering stench after shitting out the contents of Christmas Dinner.
4. Cheap and frivolous gifts received on Christmas, usually bought a month before on Thanksgiving Weekend , and are usually lowly priced and bought because it was so cheap I couldn't pass by a bargain like that".
1. I cant wait to unwrap my Christmas Presents that sit so joyously under my Christmas tree.
2. Please, I need a Christmas Present soon or I may be smacking a bitch..... I prefer a good falacio or go in the sheets instead of a store bought gift.
3. Don't go in there, because you may be receiving an unwanted Christmas Present.
4. Most of my Christmas Presents were cheap novelty items that I saw a month earlier for 70% off at Fred Meyers.
2. Please, I need a Christmas Present soon or I may be smacking a bitch..... I prefer a good falacio or go in the sheets instead of a store bought gift.
3. Don't go in there, because you may be receiving an unwanted Christmas Present.
4. Most of my Christmas Presents were cheap novelty items that I saw a month earlier for 70% off at Fred Meyers.
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bye.
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bye.
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Get the monkey president mug.*hears Joe Biden speak and thinks to myself, 'wow we really don't have a president anymore do we? Let's go Brandon.
Guy1: Did you hear the president's speech last night?
Guy2: What president? We don't have one of those anymore since those damn dems stole the election so they could get their mentally challenged oaf in the White House and destroy our country. Let's go Brandon!
Guy1: Let's go Brandon, I agree
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Guy2: What president? We don't have one of those anymore since those damn dems stole the election so they could get their mentally challenged oaf in the White House and destroy our country. Let's go Brandon!
Guy1: Let's go Brandon, I agree
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