push present

the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.

Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.

by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

one percenter

The very small portion of drug addicts that are able to cease their addictions without entering a recovery program.

The one percenter left her smack habit behind as if she'd never indulged at all.

by c[B] March 12, 2004

pretentious cock sucker

A medical student who uses the chat handle Aychamo. Someone that anally masturbates using an Ipod.

Aychamo is a pretentious cock sucker. He is too smart for this shit.

by Postfarm August 12, 2006

Pretentious Sediddy Dyke

A spadge (see Ratchetboo definition) who thinks she runs everything and acts as if she's queen of the world.

My ex's sister-in-law is one.

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

Preception

A reception held before the wedding.

There will be a Preception especially for those who can't travel to the wedding.

by Larry Montgomery June 19, 2014

pretentious git

Someone who owns items, especially cars, which are far more expensive than other comparable items. This is done in an attempt to look cool, but inevitably involves involves them looking a total tit. Anyone who drives a new Mini Cooper or a BMW is instantly a pretentious git.

Anyone who thinks a conversation about the bodywork, wheels or paintjob on their car is at all interesting is almost certainly a pretentious git. In many countries it is illegal to let such drivers out of side turnings.

"Have you seen that two-tone paintwork on the Mini - what a pretentious git!"

"He might as well paint 'Tiny cock' on the bonnet of his BMW, the pretentious git."

by Lucky Aide August 17, 2007