A useless detail involving Army privates which gives shitbag soldiers the chance to leave work early and fly under the radar, pick up peoples trash, and work on weekends and holidays. (Usually found in Ft. Bragg, NC.)
"You are such a scumbag soldier, I'm putting you on Post Police for a month."
"You are the most fucked up of Sergeants, I'm making you in charge of Post Police."
"You are the most fucked up of Sergeants, I'm making you in charge of Post Police."
by SSG MATHIS December 2, 2004
Get the Post Policemug. pig 😼✨
person 1:cops/police officers are pigs 😃👍🏽
every single white boy namesd mason, jake or wyatt: NOT ALL COPS ARE BAD
everyone else: acab
every single white boy namesd mason, jake or wyatt: NOT ALL COPS ARE BAD
everyone else: acab
by shrekshairylefttoenail September 7, 2020
Get the police officermug. by Jonny Dings November 26, 2020
Get the Haram policemug. "Police" from Spain who drive slowly around the streets of Spain (and other Spanish islands such as Majorca etc) peering agressively and apprehensively out of the windows at you. Every single one of them are arrogant, sexist and cowardly.
Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.
If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.
If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.
If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.
If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
"I went on a holiday in Lanzarote and got kicked in by 6 policia for looking at them in the wrong way. No, really."
Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
by EL June 19, 2006
Get the spanish policemug. Noun: used to describe someone as unjust unlawful and uncaring
Noun: a racist bigot who only cares about tarring people down
Noun: a racist bigot who only cares about tarring people down
by Zzz0 June 28, 2020
Get the Police Officermug. Overly devout people who signal their beliefs by affixing metallic plastic fish decals on the rear bumpers of their cars, along with other religious symbols.
We came upon a vehicle of fish police cruising slowly down the narrow two lane road, and wished we could pass them soon.
by Deborah Prechtl August 21, 2006
Get the fish policemug. wannabe police officers that patrol the forest preserves of large cities. also known as park rangers. they usually have nothing to do with their time so they mostly wander trails, looking for harmless potheads and underage drinking parties within the forest.
"Yo bro were you at that wild kegger at the Hidden Hill this weekend?"
"Ya man, but right when i got there the tree police drove up on ATV's and chased everybody out".
"Ya man, but right when i got there the tree police drove up on ATV's and chased everybody out".
by jerry gloc April 2, 2011
Get the tree policemug.