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The art of going into the street and grabbing the tar between the road cracks and then smashing it into a sheet. Then wrap the tar around your penis area. Then you find the nearest girl and slap her across the face with your penis.
Bro did you see that? I just tarred britney spears, Tarring is so much fun XD
Tarring by KenichiSam June 28, 2011
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Tarring the Roof 

The act of flirting with someone within your company, especially in the accounting department.
Julie was really tarring the roof yesterday in the hopes her bonus is calculated first
Tarring the Roof by trailer36 October 21, 2010

Torrington High School 

Public school in northwestern Connecticut. Prides itself on a lack of ceilings, random bomb threats, a series of nuclear fallout shelter tunnels, knife-wielding students, and at least one teacher who breaks and enters.
"And I'd like to congratulate the 1% of Torrington High Schools's graduating class who are not going on to UConn, Central Connecticut, NCCC-- or McDonalds."
-Principal LeDuc

Twarring 

When someone gets into a twitter war/feud with someone
Those two wankers have been twarring the whole day.
Twarring by Doutie December 5, 2013

tarding out 

The action of a person who sits and stares at an object or at nothing at all for an extended amount of time. They tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and possibly drool.
Student 1: Did you hear what would be covered on the exam?
Student 2: Nah man, I was tarding out like crazy.

Tarding Out 

1. The act of doing something stupid/being a tard
Look at this guy over here, hes tarding out.
Tarding Out by Professor Sauce November 2, 2018
The act of being ejaculated on, while wearing a rain poncho, or equivalent (e.g. garbage bag) by a group of masturbating men.
"I'm planning on checking out the Sunday night hentai show at the porno theatre, so I'm bringing a poncho. Let the tarping begin!"

OR:

"Sounds like it's raining."
"No, that's just those pervs tarping that old lady."
Tarping by SkeezyMike August 19, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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