Anal Pole Rat

The grungiest of strippers who are willing to and allow anal sex in a private dance room for little or no extra expense. Often found practicing around local military bases where the local talent is not very impressive.

“Dude, Brian just got done getting a dance from Serenity.”
“Gross man I heard she was a total Anal Pole Rat!”

Anal Pole Rat by Obi Juan Jewnobi July 30, 2019

cardinal pole catholic school 

A school full of fake skets. Too many Snakes 🐍 roaming through the halls. This school is like a zoo like why pay to go visit London zoo when you can see people in cp for free? Most of the girls have been baited out. 99% of the boys r ugly asf. Everyone’s a nitty. Most of these teachers can’t even teach bro. They get paid to give detentions. They shove homework down your throat and the things they teach in class are never in the exams. To sum it up , this school is a fucking joke.

Student 1: I hate cardinal pole catholic school!!

Student 2: Agreed

Teacher: *hears conversation*

Teacher: You are both excluded for 2 weeks!

Students: WTF!

cardinal pole catholic school by NoneOfYourBusinessHoeSksksk December 5, 2019

north pole penguins 

An impossibly rare penguin or thing, quoted from Zombieland:

Tallahassee: That's the problem... back east they think it's out west, out west people think it's back east. It's all nonsense. Like, if you were a penguin in the North Pole, you think the South Pole's looking nice this time of year.

Columbus: But there are no penguins in the North Pole.

Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?

Those are some north pole penguins over there

north pole penguins by Northpolepenguins February 7, 2020

lop-eared pole cat

Name given to Bugs Bunny by Yosemite Sam

Yosemite Sam: Come here ya lop-eared pole cat!

Bugs Bunny: get bent, you sawed off bulbous nosed ginger and lick the under side of my fur covered taint while your at it...fucker!

lop-eared pole cat by Dr. P.H. Noseminer December 2, 2011

Mexican totem pole 

when three or more people sit on each others laps and evacuate their bowels at the same time.

One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.

Mexican totem pole by Walmart Jesus September 6, 2015

7 foot metal pole 

Stick it up your ass for the time if your life

7 foot Metal poles solve all my problems

7 foot metal pole by GoEatAnAss October 18, 2019

foul pole 

when you get head after anal.

that chick TOTALLY gave me a foul pole.

foul pole by Scroseph April 8, 2007