An impossibly rare penguin or thing, quoted from Zombieland:
Tallahassee: That's the problem... back east they think it's out west, out west people think it's back east. It's all nonsense. Like, if you were a penguin in the North Pole, you think the South Pole's looking nice this time of year.
Columbus: But there are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?
Tallahassee: That's the problem... back east they think it's out west, out west people think it's back east. It's all nonsense. Like, if you were a penguin in the North Pole, you think the South Pole's looking nice this time of year.
Columbus: But there are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?
Those are some north pole penguins over there
by Northpolepenguins February 7, 2020