Poke Town

Lompoc, CA. A city of 47,000 in northern Santa Barbara county.

Manuel and Cleatus cooked some meth and sold it to Cabrillo High School students in the grand old city of Poke Town.

by Ian El Kazmir April 1, 2008

Poke AK

A toxic toddler who has anger management issues, and the need to block people on Twitter. You're probably already blocked by him.

"Did you watch Poke AK-47's new video? He showcased Steelix for the 4th time this week!"
"No, I haven't seen his video. He's probably going to self-proclaim himself as the Spicelord and talk schit on other creators."
"Well the algorithm exists, plus you're going to be blocked on every social media platform."
"I honestly couldn't care less about Poke AKlown."

by iFar 11S+ May 21, 2022

Podestrian

-Someone with a $100 monthly iTUNES bill, when limewire is completely free.

-Someone who owns a cool new ipod video that can hold 7,000 songs, but they spent 2 years saving up for it.
They also carry it with them everywhere they go and never take their headphones off.

Grocery Check-out clerk: How would you like to pay for purchase?
Podestrian: Huh?
Grocery Check-out Clerk: (yelling) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY FOR YOUR PURCHASE?
Podestrian: (looking into space tapping his hands to the beat of the song he's currently listening to)......
Grocery Check-out Clerk: *thinking to himself:.
This is just just another Podestrian. *

by Annie Kristine December 19, 2005

poke

(Archaic)A small wallet or purse to carry coins. Some times used in conjunction with a reticule.

The women of the 1890's often carried thier money in a small poke which was built into their reticules (purses).

by Dennis James Perry October 3, 2003

picard poke

When a bald man like Picard sticks his huge shiny melon into a mother's huge gape who moments before has expelled her newborn.

"Hey, babe, after Junior comes out, lemme picard poke that sweet gash."

by Hank "Hefty" Hoolie August 16, 2003

poke

1. To gamble by playing a poker/slot machine.
2. To have sex with someone.

1. Let's go for a poke down at Star City Casino.
2. I'd give her a poke.

by Diego September 29, 2003

PokeSnob

A Pokemon Go user who brags about their trainer level, the Pokemons captured, their CP, gym battles won, etc

My former friend is such a PokeSnob; all he did was brag about his sad, pathetic PokeLife

by mslalib August 3, 2016