Phoenix

Hell on Earth. It’s hot as hell and for some reason idiots live there even though it’s inhospitable without a fucking AC. If Phoenix is inhabited, then why the hell isn’t the Sahara or Outback Desert inhabited? The only things they have in Phoenix are families that couldn’t afford the other shithole called California and useless and worthless cactuses that just do nothing.

Fuck Phoenix. I’m glad I’m not living in that shithole.

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

Phoenix

Phoenix is a wonderful girl who is not that intelligent. Super cute girl that all the guys fall for. She loves hanging out with her friends. She is great at doing hair, but usually goes for a high pony. She can’t be trusted for everything but can be friends with anyone. She is a little bit boy crazy, and loves to break hearts. All in all, treat your Phoenix with love and respect, and she will love you forever

Guy 1: bro who is that new hot girl??
Guy 2: bro that’s my girlfriend Phoenix

Guy 3: dang dude, you did done it!

by Phoenix’s best friend June 6, 2019

Phoenix

A total crackhead who everyone hates, he is a fuckboy and thinks he is so fit

Yo that Phoenix kid is a crackhead

by Slongdongjimmyclong April 30, 2019

Phoenixing

A phrase for the phase of life you enter after going through a really bad time. Your life feels like it's burned down, and slowly, after what feels like an inordinate amount of time, you resurrect in the best way possible — a way that can only be achieved by going through it in the first place.

"Four months after my breakup, I'm truly phoenixing."
"Eugh, after that bleak time, I'm like, feeling really good — I think I'm in my Phoenixing era."

by phoenix2023 July 23, 2023

Phoenix

He is so sexy and gets so many women and men he has a huge cock and is so sexy and beautiful

Mike:Do you know who the sexiest man alive is?
Hunt: oh of course it is phoenix

by Nixthesexman July 6, 2022

Phoenix

A person who is a best friend/4liferr :)

HI PHOENIX

by hanvbi July 16, 2021

Phoenix

place. Delightful city in the sunbelt. Currently experiencing a very reasonable 200 heat-related deaths a year, making it slightly worse than Chernobyl for radiation morbidity. But infrared radiation, like UV from tanning beds, has always received a bye. Also has a basketball team and many grumpy dispossessed natives reduced to selling trinkets to sunburned visitors.

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Want to visit Phoenix?

Are you mad?9

by gnostic3 January 27, 2022