National Small Penis Day

The day to celebrate Malachy

Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"

by trinkolastrunphy June 4, 2018

penis cheese

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasnt been washed for 1-2 months

Chad is the definition for penis cheese...

by Random_Hero_05 May 31, 2005

penis fingers

Unexplainable clutz, who ends up breaking everything.

"Hey penis fingers... So you have to fuck everything you touch?"

by Snaffta November 1, 2007

Penis Woman

An aggressive, rude and curt woman who seems very man-like and often picks on women who are more feminine or soft spoken (and sometimes smaller than her). usually seen walking around in long strides, dressed in 3 piece suits. (Not to be mistaken with a bitch who can often be quite feminine)

That penis woman! She screamed at me to get of the way, spat on my Jimmy choos, mocked my fabulous poncho and stole my cab! I'm going for a facial.

by Hukra February 21, 2009

Penis Pudding

Created by masturbating or having sex.

"Sperm is just a slang word for Penis Pudding"

by Erection Joe December 10, 2006

huge penis

Noun.
A male's penis that exceeds the average size, of which is 12.7-15 cm (5-5.9 in) in length and 12.3 cm (4.85 in) in circumference when fully erect.

In the locker room, I peaked at John Smith's 8 inch long penis; it is a huge penis.

by TommyJay June 7, 2007

Nathan penis

A penis so big that it's foes cries in fear of being torn apart.

Nathan penis , omg no please don't kill me im still a virgin

by Nazi Doctor May 3, 2018