Skyward poking flagship

A guy's erect junk, ready to go

A skyward poking flagship is another term for trouser snake

by Crazy Uncle Dimma October 13, 2024

Pelliot Pewington

A man with shit hair who eats chicken Big Macs and cheese bites and loves gyatt

You are so Pelliot Pewington

by Penry Peddow December 3, 2023

International Peringa Day

Following on from the misadventures of 2022, International Peringa Day - or PerinGala as it's colloquially known - is a day of remembrance for soft tissue damage, unexpected nudity, questionable choices and Dominos pizza delivery drivers.

Whilst the origins are hazy and somewhat lost in PeringaFog, it rumoured that there is a trove of misinformation and digitally altered photos closely guarded by the chosen one in the vault, accessible to a chosen few.

Regardless of the origins, the current accepted remembrance ceremony is centred around red wine, overheated spas and getting Holmaned.

I'm off too Sydney Street to get Holmaned for International Peringa Day.

by The Directors Unicorn December 25, 2023

Frog Piking

A tradition that started when the Black Swamp was drained in Ohio during the 1800's, due to the overpopulation of frogs afterwards.

Locals will take a toothpick or other similar object and shove it up the frog's ass and have it come out the mouth, then plant the frog pike in the ground, usually a public park. This tradition is very popular during July.

"Hey dude, are you going frog piking later?"
"YEAH!!! Fuck them frogs!"

by Beef_the_Dog March 17, 2025

South Pekin Crockpot

The South Pekin crockpot is when you cook up a big batch of Meth, then you hallucinate and mow down your entire family!

This morning I ran out of my stash, so I had to whip up a South Pekin Crockpot

by Midwest Cooker April 24, 2025

Wood-pecking

The act of tapping away at your girlfriend's back/leg with your erect penis to wake her up in bed.

"My wife is forcing me to go to couples counseling for wood-pecking too much."

by God'sMistake November 9, 2025

Gee Finger Poking

The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.

Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.

by Drew11766 September 4, 2008