panda cunt

A panda cunt is somebody who has sexual fantasies about the panda bear and often masturbates whilst thinking about the animal. Many of them then go on to dress up and role play this animal with a friend or partner

Rhys: Mmmm I love panda's... Will you dress up as one for me so i can roger you silly?
Matt: No! You fucking panda cunt!

by Soups-On January 7, 2012

Flag

Get the panda cunt mug.

Panda Eyes

Obtained from sitting in the sun whilst wearing sun glasses. The sun glasses protect the eye socket area from the sun, whilst tanning the uncovered parts of the face. This results in an unbalanced tan, "Panda Eyes"

Gabor was sitting on the sun drenched beach wearing his sun glasses for many hours, when he returned home and removed his glasses he was concerned by the white rings around his eyes, he said "Oh my, I have Panda Eyes"

by joninho May 26, 2009

Flag

Get the Panda Eyes mug.

Related Words

panda • Panda Bear • panda express • panda eyes • pandasex • panda'd • panda face • Panda Paws • Panda Points • panda style

Panda Eyes

In the midst of a ferocious blow job, the male member can spontaneously wang to one side and out of alignment with the oral oriface. This is problematic since, through simple physical mechanisms, the most common destination of the wanging willy is the concavity of the blow job giver's eye socket. The result is almost universally a black eye. Panda Eyes are achieved when the owner of the wanging willy deliberately wangs towards the other eye socket in a quest for bilateral symmetry!

Verb form - to pandarise

Margot saved on eye makeup after persuading the local butcher to give her Panda Eyes.

Alice: Go easy on my mouth!
Bob: Take it... take it
Alice: Ow... my eye!
Bob: Yeehaw.. ooo yeah
Alice: Oh nooo, my other eye!
Bob: That's right baby

Upon her return home from the local alcoholics anonymous group, Sybil was taken aside by Percival and pandarised.

by pale fire October 16, 2008

Flag