hair porn

Stana Katic's hair

person 1: What's hair porn?

person 2: Stana Katic's hair

person 1: Who?

person 2: Detective Kate Beckett from Castle

person 1: Ohhhhh okay!

by naughtsfan September 7, 2011

Porn God

A male perormer in a pornographic film who is extremely good at his job.

Dude, John Holmes is a Porn God!

by Johnnieheart October 24, 2010

Porn Stick

A portable USB device for storing your collection of porn and other things (like work).

Jimmy whipped out his porn stick, rammed it into the laptop and loaded his Power Point presentation.

by Yellowdawg November 2, 2010

face!porn

Ejaculation facial.

Sam comes in hot spurts all over Dean's face.

WOW. Face!porn

by sleepless3333 October 20, 2008

Porn-Pad

The “Porn-Pad” is a regular iPad or iPad mini that has porn on it. Often, infected with virus and kinky pornographic videos such as; dominance, leather, bondage, scat/diapers, wedgie, and any other fucked up stuff. Most of the time they are older iPads that you used as a kid and don’t anymore. If you don’t want to infect your phone or computer use the Porn-Pad.

Person 1: “Watchen’ anal porn on your laptop guy?”
Person 2: “No dude, you gotta use the Porn-Pad”

by Kalb Sticks October 20, 2020

scp porn

Really good sex of monsters from the game scp containment breach usually dumbasses like me look at it

People- do you watch porn

Me- nah I watch scp porn
People- fucking weirdo

by Olivia lysee September 30, 2020

porn dust

what a man ejaculates after he has no more seamen left from cumming too many times

frank's had sex so many times in a row that the last time he had an orgasm the only thing that came out was porn dust

by jobens February 5, 2012