PEDALPHILE

A pedalphile is a troll who gets his kicks out of abusing cyclists online in a cowardly, keyboard warrior style. They shall take no advice from anyone as their brain capacity is very limited. Example of a Pedalphile is Eddie Martin who trolls Glasgow Live for cycling stories so he can get off on abusing people online.

Eddie Martin is a Pedalphile as he always trolls cyclists online.

by EdMartPed March 24, 2024

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Pedophile

Probably one of your uncles.

Uncle/pedophile: Don't worry Kattye, I'll look after little Bob tonight, I've got other things to do, but one night won't kill. Go and have some fun.

Mom: You're an angel!

by Gojado April 9, 2024

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Pedophile

Everyone is one to a degree, but nobody wants to admit it.

Everyone is a pedophile.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh October 28, 2024

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pedaphiliaism

When you don’t know how to describe a thing a pedophile is doing so you say “that’s pedaphiliaism”

“YOURE 18 YOU CANT DATE THAT 13 YEAR OLD , ITS Pedaphiliaism”

by Krystel.mcr January 20, 2024

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Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.

My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??

by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024

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