The combination of someone with the name Petard, and also happens to be a retard, hence resulting in the term: Petard.
by SnG. April 4, 2010
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That was so petafilific!
by monstr_motard March 26, 2014
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Get the petafilism mug.A Petaphile has certain traits found in the borderline personality disorder:
Demanding attention for him/herself by forcing a response out of their environment. Weither this attention be positive or negative doesn't seem relevant, they just want to be "heard". They will use dishonest "facts" to persuade or slander opposing parties. The petaphile knows no inbetweens when it comes to forming their opinion over other human beings, it is either an enemy or a friend. Violating a fellow-human's rights and law to achieve what they feel fulfills them is not uncommon.
When trying to reason with a petaphile or point out the ridiculousness in their bahaviour, it's likely to receive a spectacle of hostility, denial, accusations or made up "facts". A petaphile will claim all it's offensive behaviour to be for a greater purpose... Animal rights.
But once responsibility over these animals is achieved, a petaphile will not be able to handle the responsibility of actually caring for them, as the borderline personality characterizes impulsive behaviour... The animals end up being euthanized or set "free" in a hostile environment where they are sentenced to cruel death.
A petaphile, lacking the consience of a healthy human mind, will disregard the mass killing of the subject they seemingly appeared to protect as "better than being a slave to humans".
Demanding attention for him/herself by forcing a response out of their environment. Weither this attention be positive or negative doesn't seem relevant, they just want to be "heard". They will use dishonest "facts" to persuade or slander opposing parties. The petaphile knows no inbetweens when it comes to forming their opinion over other human beings, it is either an enemy or a friend. Violating a fellow-human's rights and law to achieve what they feel fulfills them is not uncommon.
When trying to reason with a petaphile or point out the ridiculousness in their bahaviour, it's likely to receive a spectacle of hostility, denial, accusations or made up "facts". A petaphile will claim all it's offensive behaviour to be for a greater purpose... Animal rights.
But once responsibility over these animals is achieved, a petaphile will not be able to handle the responsibility of actually caring for them, as the borderline personality characterizes impulsive behaviour... The animals end up being euthanized or set "free" in a hostile environment where they are sentenced to cruel death.
A petaphile, lacking the consience of a healthy human mind, will disregard the mass killing of the subject they seemingly appeared to protect as "better than being a slave to humans".
by Yummyp00p November 10, 2016
Get the Petaphile mug.Taken from "Hoisted by his own petard" (Petard is some 16th century shaped charge for breaking into fortresses. If the bomb goes off while the French guy is installing it on the wall, he is then hoisted by his own petard). So when you or someone has plans or an occupation or way of doing things that blows up in their face or defeats their own purposes, they are then, petarded. Especially fun if you can't use the 'r' word in certain company...
He tried showing off by rushing through but he just screwed up spectacularly and now he's soooo petarded.
by WhatDoYouMeanYouPeople? June 16, 2018
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Shane: you’re a petite potato
Lyza: IM A PETAITO!!
Shane: wtf is that?
Lyza: It’s a petite short potato 🥔
Lyza: IM A PETAITO!!
Shane: wtf is that?
Lyza: It’s a petite short potato 🥔
by Imboredasf100 December 13, 2018
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