A footballer who dribbles without cohesion. Usually the ball is bouncing off his shins because of his poor ball control.
Dani Olmo is a shin pad dribbler. he lacks consistency in his dribbles. he has a first touch of a trampoline.
by sdafasdfasdfasd May 3, 2025

"Hey guys sorry stream is late I was clicking the d-pad and got goo in my glasses." Said the sweaty twitch gamer
by TreOcculuem May 9, 2021

a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady
by akdjdkekskxkxkkejenendjskd March 12, 2022

by TheDuggarsSideHug September 13, 2016

by johnphok March 14, 2015

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody
by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

a notebook someone takes in the bathroom with them when they shower or bathe so he or she can write down ideas that come to them as they wash up.
When I get ideas while in the shower, I jot them down on my water pad, so I don't forget them when I get out.
by McWritah June 21, 2015
