A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016
A BOB is a tool used for sexual pleasure usually shaped like male genitalia. They are obviously battery-operated hence the name and usually contain multiple vibrating functions including but not limited to
-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal
-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal
"I accidently found my mums bob jimmy...it was still wet and moving"
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"
BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"
BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.
by Loki✌ September 15, 2016
A PORKINSTEIN WITHER RAID is a raid in Minecraft using withers as a tool for victory A PWR can happen as a revenge tactic or even a message
by DEPOT TECHNO April 14, 2022
Shit, shower, shave. The correct order for your morning routine. The shower cleans after the shit, and softens the hairs in preparation for the shave. If you do this in another order you could have a dirty ass and bleeding skin.
by Keith from back east July 22, 2022
by aries:) February 06, 2010
In WW2, Operation Torch was in the Autumn on 1942 when the Allies landed on occupied French colonies in North Africa and advancing rapidly until they met the Tunisian and Libyan holdouts of the Axis, it took them a couple of weeks to overrun the German and Italian defenses and the remaining troops failed to evacuate, leading to the surrender of the African campaign
by AliTheAce August 04, 2023
Mobile sister of the police "Sting Operation", the "HIVE ('High-tech Intensive Virtual Espionage') Operation", also popularly known as "Gang Stalking", is characterized by limitless citizen drones sent out by the police to pose a hazardous encounter of generally disenfranchising interference to a totally random target, analogous to a stirred "hive" of hornets; presumably with the only goal of extrajudicial killing. Supported by all faculties of the cowardly, animalistic, mindless, hypocritical present US government. They have GPS-tracking and interference devices that rival past science fiction, and are as of yet not declassified to the general US public, but informally handled with the cooperation of quasi-citizens'-patrol-type plants against designated marks; most likely generally dispersed upon excuse to greater brutality immediately post-9/11. They are even audaciously conspicuous to the point of lacking any plausible deniability as well, motivated solely by brainlessness and brazen apishness.
"A HIVE Operation is nothing short of a FUBAR quagmire with the cops; and a pseudo-oligarchical general assault upon the American public. Badge or badger, you can't tell the difference. A dangerous covert precedent that cannot be tolerated."
by Ubermensch-One December 07, 2023