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Ohio Policy 

Like any other policy debate circuit except that we suck at debating any argument that requires actual logic instead of card dumping. The best debaters in the circuit speak faster than anyone else but still undercover everything leading to judge intervention up the wazoo. Ohio debaters also suck at any type of theory argument (that includes T) and tend to use it as time suck. That being said Ohio has one of the closest policy debate communities and have produced some of the best college debaters.
P1: Did you see that card dump on the politics DA and standards dump on the T-Substantial in the block?
P2: Yeah, and somehow the neg still undercovered the DA impact
P1: That's Ohio policy for you
Ohio Policy by PolicySwagger December 18, 2022
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Ohio Ball 

Some consider it a sport. Others consider it a suicide mission. Ohio ball is the world most dangerous game ever. The game has THREE unspoken rules.
#1 Never speak of Ohio Ball
#2 Death can shortly follow after losing a game of Ohio Ball.
#3 Anything can happen.
Jimmy: “You what are those niglets doing?”
Tyrone: “There playing Ohio Ball
Ohio-Russian Spy: “Вы нарушили первое правило игры в Огайо. Вы будете повешены за свои преступления против королевства Огайо.”
Ohio Ball by SigmaFaggotHater December 20, 2022

Ohio oil spill

When a person consumed a sickening amount of black coffee and chocolate cake then proceeds to gag on a dick until they throw up
Emj gave koh an Ohio oil spill last night
Ohio oil spill by Kohpissyboi December 21, 2022

Ohio Mortar 

When you shove a avocado seed in a girl's loose asshole and fuck the shit out of her and than she farts it out and you leave
I gave a drug addict a Ohio Mortar and that seed went flying.
Ohio Mortar by Titty monster January 12, 2023

Ohio creatures 

1. Be aware of ohio creatures.

They mostly appear at night, kidnapping you to the motel.
Ohio Creatures are dangerous that appear only at the Ohio night.
Ohio creatures by Oh1o짱깨 January 17, 2023

Ohio Twist 

When you are at a all boys sleepover and throw a mate on the bed and sexually touch, tickle, and hump him until he pisses himself
Will and Colton gave Luke such a bad Ohio Twist that he peed his pants
Ohio Twist by dr. dickenballs January 24, 2023

Ohio ice cream 

Snow.
It is cheap to get, tastes simple and monotonous, comes same years after years.

Everyone in Ohio likes it, taste guaranteed, for sure.
- Hon, here comes the Ohio ice cream.
- Nom Nom. Ohio ice cream never tastes so good.
Ohio ice cream by Xilicon14 January 26, 2023