Opportunipee

When you pee because you can, not because you have to.

We've got a long drive ahead. This is a good opportunipee.

This is a good opportunipee before we leave the house.

Hey, this is a good opportunipee. Don't make me stop the car in 15 minutes.

by JRH58 July 3, 2023

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Opposition Attrition

An open-assembly voting strategy in which an item guaranteed to place new tax or other burdens on the town's hardest workers is brought back for a final vote after these riffraff have left to rest up, if not show up, for their next shifts.

Guess what, Tony... that new water works plant passed after we left. We didn't have enough Nays to stop it before we had to leave, and then "opposition attrition" kicked in, leaving the usuals who coulda stayed till noon enough Ayes to ram it through.

by Zappin' Nap July 23, 2023

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opportoonity

A chance to either read da funny papuhs or watch animated-shorts humor on television.

Putting sheets of old newspaper in da bottoms of pet-cages is a great opportoonity to have some chuckles.

by QuacksO May 26, 2023

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opportuneity

A chance to either make (i.e., hum, play an instrument, etc.) or listen to a melody.

Herbert Cadbury used his uplifted mood after receiving a letter from Richie Rich, Jr. as an opportuneity to whistle happily.

by QuacksO May 26, 2023

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Opposable Buttholes

Two or more jerks who can be easily manipulated into confrontational situations.

Kyle and Steve plus alcohol and those jerks will argue for days.. such opposable buttholes.

by angry lil bird June 18, 2023

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Oppositelooprium

You cannot imagine something in the opposite, because it's always will be a loop.

Hello, Jack. can you tell me how to define math?
No, because I don't want!
Yes. because it's a oppositelooprium!
oh. well no because there's a loop! it's something that cannot happen. let's say
in opposite day no means yes, and yes means no.
so it's a loop!

by jaemy191 June 24, 2023

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