Offensivelee

The hottest and most offensive girl you will ever meet. She’s rude. Has ZERO time for you and leaves you wishing she was with you all of the time .

“I wish offensivelee was here to say what everyone else is thinking but doesn’t have the balls to say , she’s a baddie . “

by offensivelee July 18, 2025

Offencetrate

To respond violently to being thrown out of (or the threat of being thrown out of) a window.
See Defenestration.

A: Yeah, I defenestrated someone yesterday.
B: I was that someone.... I offencetrated but failed at protecting myself.

by Oder destroyer December 22, 2025

Christmas offense

A few words, said on Christmas Day, that depict sacrilegious reference to Christmas.

Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"

by Seshie January 11, 2009

Counter-offensive

A counter-offensive is the term used by the military to describe large scale, usually strategic offensive operations by forces that had successfully halted an enemy's offensive, while occupying defensive positions.

offense,offensive - the action of attacking an enemy.

Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive

by DImmortal April 24, 2009

no offence

a phrase used to imply you are about to offend someone

"No offence but your dress looks shit."

by c.a.l.m.down.larry November 2, 2015

passive offensive

1) To say things or act in such a way as to offend, without being directly offensive. 2) indirectly offensive

Wearing punk rock style clothing to a luncheon is so passive offensive!

by Paul & this girl December 4, 2017

Danish Offense

Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.

Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."

by fjgsteff July 20, 2019