1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Survey of over 100,000 men)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. They suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.
5. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
6. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes ever known.
7. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than superman and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.
8. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it’s a recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has remarkable soothing powers.
*(Survey of over 100,000 men)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. They suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.
5. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
6. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes ever known.
7. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than superman and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.
8. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it’s a recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has remarkable soothing powers.
Male1: I think I have Man-Flu?!
Male2: OMG, do we have time to call an Ambulance? I'm so sorry, you will be missed!
Male2: OMG, do we have time to call an Ambulance? I'm so sorry, you will be missed!
by Jamito45 November 30, 2011
Get the Man-Flumug. A fictional spokesman for the beer company:
"Duff".
He represents all that is malty
and alcholic.
Tends to do alot of thrusting
to the song "Oh yeah" by Yello.
"Duff".
He represents all that is malty
and alcholic.
Tends to do alot of thrusting
to the song "Oh yeah" by Yello.
The simpsons.
"Duff man is thrusting in the direction
of the problem!"
"Duff man can never die,
only the actors who play him!"
"Duff man is thrusting in the direction
of the problem!"
"Duff man can never die,
only the actors who play him!"
by Phoebe April 6, 2004
Get the duff manmug. If we're going to get the loot out of that state-of-the-art safe, we're going to need a top-notch box man.
by KevintheOH September 17, 2008
Get the box manmug. by Crizzo13 August 13, 2018
Get the Man Rocketmug. NOUN
A man who has the taste and style to own and/or operate a Jaguar car.
(Does not apply to owners of the S-Type, as thats just a mondeo)
A man who has the taste and style to own and/or operate a Jaguar car.
(Does not apply to owners of the S-Type, as thats just a mondeo)
"Jag man says - I'd sooner push a Jaguar than drive a ford"
"Check out the Jag man, wish i had one of them
"Check out the Jag man, wish i had one of them
by Mike (Jag Man) D. Sanders October 1, 2008
Get the Jag Manmug. The wingman who takes one for the team and talks to the Designated Ugly Fat Friend (DUFF). So the player has the opportunity to pick up the babe.
by Frankie B Govan October 21, 2015
Get the DUFF Manmug. by LeilaSP March 26, 2019
Get the Man twinkiemug.