jerk-a-holic

Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.

Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!

by Elvo June 19, 2007

circle jerks

the particpipants of a circle jerk

also a great punk band

those guys are a bunch of circle jerks. lets get out of here before they start wacking each other off.

by master finger blaster October 10, 2004

Jerk Idiot

Some One That Is a Stupid Jackass. But It Sounds Cooler To Call Them A Jerk Idiot. Also Used As A Song, In The Former T.V. Show: Andy Milonakis.

That Jerk Idiot Shoved Me Into The Pool Infont Of Those Women.

by Peterson12 October 23, 2007

Maintenance Jerk

The act of masterbating prior to a social situation so that one does not get overly horny and end up having regretable intercourse.

Example:
1. Joe did a "maintenance jerk" before he went out so he doesnt get
horny and end up having sex with another ugly slut like last weekend.

by mnEBC October 26, 2012

Jerking off

Something to make guys feel ashamed of themselves.

Im jerking off.

by Dick 1 2 3 November 06, 2020

insta-jerking

Not to be confused with insta-lurking, insata-jerking is when a guy masturbates to selfies of his crush on Instagram because he is too uncomfortable with traditional porn.

I was gonna ask her out but she caught me insta-jerking so theres like, no chance.

by Corprate Incorperated Co. November 23, 2015

Jerk Pump

The act of jerking and fist pumping at the same time, usually in response to the occurrence of something awesome happening.

Jerking- Style of dance

Fist Pump- Think Jersey Shore and Guido dancing

(Call of Duty)
Haroon: "OH MY GOD I DIED"
Jeff: "Bitch I just got a headshot!!"

*Jeff jerk pumps to celebrate*

by Prodigious Asian February 06, 2010